The Known Letters of Dave Dave Dave

I'm blistering with excitement and pleasure to present my new story, "The Known Letters of Dave Dave Dave."

Among Other Things

Why are dogs so filled with love?
-- Because they are brown and spotted.

It’s true.
Kangaroos carry Joeys with so much affection
on account of the added “y”.

So -- is “such” a word made from the wreckage of “so much”?

What else am I missing?

-- At a party Meagan brought out an ornament,
a zebra looking with intent at a snow globe.
Inside the snow globe: a baby zebra.
She found it at the dollar store,
where failed products are drastically reduced,

-- and I wonder: if not this,
-- -- then WHAT?