A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender look up and says:What is this? Some sort of joke?
Slightly off the bar theme:A Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"
adamdon't worry if you get an email from the world health organization warning you to steer clear of tinned pork because of the risk of swine flu... it's only spam
keep em comin
have you heard about the fire at the circus? it was in tents.(that one's trickier when it's not out loud)
why couldn't the Buddhist monk vacuum his stairs? he didn't have any attachments.
A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. Bartender look up and says:
ReplyDeleteWhat is this? Some sort of joke?
Slightly off the bar theme:
ReplyDeleteA Buddhist monk walks up to a hot dog vendor and says "make me one with everything"
adam
ReplyDeletedon't worry if you get an email from the world health organization warning you to steer clear of tinned pork because of the risk of swine flu... it's only spam
keep em comin
ReplyDeletehave you heard about the fire at the circus? it was in tents.
ReplyDelete(that one's trickier when it's not out loud)
why couldn't the Buddhist monk vacuum his stairs?
ReplyDeletehe didn't have any attachments.